(Source: winterfel)

xxmoriartywasrealxx:

Asexual honeymoon:

  • Lots of jumping on the bed.
  • TV marathons in place of the frick frack.
  • Dorky couples activities.
  • More TV in place of frick frack.
  • Ping pong.
  • Don’t strip poker.
  • Cuddle tease in place of strip tease.
  • (Romantic?) swimming in place of a steamy bath.
  • more jumping on the bed. (The room next to us thinks we’re frickin the frack, but we know, we’re not.)
  • Worn out cuddling at the end of each day.

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

(Source: happypecan)

557,643 plays i dont even know what is happening

theannieplanet:

karkinogeneticist:

i was deleting my facebook and then

image

hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

I AM SO CONFUSED

you have to summon satan to get rid of your facebook

candlemass-snapback:

how_to_talk_to_girls.png

(Source: 180mph)


diymagazine:

Read up on Gerard Way’s opening set at Reading Festival (and see more photos, too) on DIY.

milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*


Just stay calm… Stay calm.

(Source: kisswithatear)

alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed


(Source: metalgearcrack)

noootella:

gucci down the boulevard

young-dope-proud:

CRYING CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE TYLER OAKLEY

(Source: cocaineteas)

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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Anonymous asked:
Where is Dan Howell from?